Wednesday, September 26

Randoms--read it.

Do you ever forget to eat until your little nug takes a nap and by then it's 1pm and you're REVENOUS so you run into the kitchen and scarf down whatever's in sight (like your toddler's left over french toast sticks and almond butter...even though you're trying to cut back on carbs). This happens while you're cooking an omelet, and then you realize your neighbor is about 15 feet outside your kitchen window. You slowly put the food down and back up quietly just in case you haven't been spotted. Pray to God you haven't...Pray. To. God.

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As you may recall, a few days ago I dyed some of my hair brown. Why, you ask? Because I'm sick of being blonde. Well today I was eating lunch, I glanced down and saw a BROWN hair on my food. I almost gagged until I realized this was MY hair, the hair I forgot wasn't all blonde anymore. Woops. Don't gag yourself, remember your hair color.

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You know those hands on cell phone commercials? And the seamless way they scroll across the screen; so fluidly? Ugh...they give me the shivers. I have to turn away when a cell phone commercial comes on.

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I was disappointed by New Girl last night. I feel bad even saying that. Usually I am crying tears of hysteria, but last night it was just...eh. I hope the rest of the season picks up because otherwise I'll be crushed.


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I want these glasses.

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Yay or nay?


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Also, the other night, I had a genius idea for a blog post and I was going to write about it here, but I didn't write it down in time and I fell asleep (and obviously do not remember it). Have you ever seen the Seinfeld episode about that? Jerry writes something down on a piece of paper in the middle of the night because he thinks it's hilarious, but then can't read it in the morning? That was me, except I didn't even get to the writing down part. 

7 comments:

Eve Myers said...

Hahaha! I was a wee bit disappointed in New Girl too...I hope it doesn't flop!

The Students Wife said...

I love New girl! I haven't watched the latest episode yet but I would be sad too if it flops



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SarahJane Miller said...

hahah you are so cute. This post made me laugh. I am loving the glasses by the way!

Colleen said...

Hey doll! Thanks for sponsoring! If this post is any indication, I will love your blog. <3

Heather @ Cookies For Breakfast said...

HAHAHA I do that food scarfing ALL the time. To the point where I get the shakes almost daily. And then I go on a rampage eating things that don't make sense. Like alternately shoveling spoonfuls of peanut butter, and handfuls of raisins, into my face.

Also? That's hilarious about the hair in the food. I have been blonde and brunette, so I feel I'm qualified to say - brown hair is so much grosser when you find it in gross places, like food! I don't know what it is about it! Even when it's your own!

this hive. said...

omg amy lmao - you are so great.

aannnd the cell phone commersh is awful! although... i play that stupid DrawSomething game ALLLL the time while i am driving. umm oops. so bad.

ps - the glasses, i dieeeee.

Holly said...

LOL at the mysterious hair on your food! That's both funny and gross! :P

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